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21 years old. Boise Idaho.

beingmeli:

Her face is just like ‘you know it bitch’

beingmeli:

Her face is just like ‘you know it bitch’

lizthefangirl:

ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

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tasseomancer:

so you said that you never could but here you have
thought it was beyond you but here you are
look at how it falls away
like a shrouded hour yields to dawn

-Vienna Teng (x)

You are the blood of the dragon. Dragons plant no trees. Remember that. Remember who you are, what you were made to be. Remember your words.

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

Here’s another curse for you — may all your bacon burn!

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING